Fashion Police

Spring Dos & Don'ts

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Winter Couture

Amongst my many recommendations, this is my first piece of fashion advice for the spring semester. As long as the cool weather somewhat holds out, I suggest going for a look like this. A lightweight sweater dress is great during the winter and toward the beginning of the spring. While it remains cold, one should have an interesting jacket to wear - one with a pattern or a color for presentation's sake. Finally, an essential winter piece is a great pair of durable leather boots. Accessories always speak for themselves and should be added to look like you are on another level.

Hubba Hubba

I'm watching you from my camera phone... Every so often, the boys need some recognition for being well dressed. It's typical of some men to not care about what they look like once they leave the house. An easy way to walk out and look presentable is to go for a clean look - a pair of fitted jeans with an oxford polo or even a t-shirt with a structured jacket. Three fashion maxims I live by are: very preppy, stripes are always in, and a tailored look. Follow these three guidelines and you will look like perfection.

Vestive

This look is rather...vestive...if I do say so myself. Once the weather changes, I feel this is a great way to welcome the warm spring air. Skirts and shorts are the obvious spring picks for bottoms, and I recommend the former, especially in this pleated form. One can simply wear a polo, t-shirt, or tank along with a skirt, but my personal favorite is a blouse. I die for ruffles. The vest is what makes this outfit even more memorable. Rock this type of look with gladiator sandals and a long necklace or big cuff, and you're ready to strut your stuff.

Nightmare

My first warning to all of you for the spring (really just about EVERY semester) is to avoid wearing pajamas to class. It's been stressed so many times and has been for a legitimate reason. I understand laziness, as I have it too. We're all human and don't feel like changing out of our jammies some mornings, but I suggest ditching the sleepwear for actual daywear. Secondly, boys and girls, you should avoid being caught dead in Crocs. Sooner or later some fashion queen will attack one of you for wearing the most hideous attempt at "shoes" on the planet.

Disposal

Spring "don't" number two - stray from looking like you fell into a dumpster. I think the picture itself depicts the warning I'm trying to relay. This is like a worst case of post-finals. Let's just clean it up a bit and not look like we slipped into some garbage. Even after being thrown into a dumpster, I'm certain Kurt Hummel didn't look like this. I suggest a day spa...STAT!

Costume Party

Last but not least, let's avoid turning a day on campus into a costume party. I'm pretty sure Chancellor Martin did not send everyone a mass e-mail introducing a campus costume cotillion. This is not the way to bring back '80s style or a retro look. If you're feeling like rocking a vintage appeal, I suggest looking to Rachel Zoe for inspiration and rummaging through Time Warp. Avoid the Goodwill and whatever odds and ends such a place may have. This is like an overwhelming mannequin at Gap Kids styled by a failed merchandiser.

Originally Published: Issue 860 - January 20, 2010

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