Five Zinger Discount

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By Brian Fontenot

This week we have the top five reasons why the Saints will win the Super Bowl. 

Fan's Fallacy?
The Saints are due. They've had too many misses to not hit now - just like how it was with hurricanes and New Orleans.

Dennis Miller and Bill O'Reilly -
The duo picked the Colts over the Saints, citing Manning's ability to turn relatively unknown receivers into serious offensive threats. While it's a valid point, it's still not as impressive as the Saints defense's ability to spread severe cases of fumbletitis like a flu-infected toddler at a pre-school.

Tim Tebow
Tim's scheduled to appear in a pro-life Super Bowl ad with his mother. But Tebow's real reason for appearing in the ad is to remind Manning he goes to Florida to lose.

Destiny®
It's destiny that the Saints are in the Super Bowl. It's also destiny that the NFL will try to trademark, "Destiny," when the Saints win.

Sean Payton
No one else could take a team to the Super Bowl while simultaneously putting the smack down on Chinese drywall. Beneath that golf visor is a badass.

Originally Published: Issue 863 - February 3, 2010

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