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Fashion Police

THE GOOD:

Queen Blaire

Spotted, LSU's very own queen bee, Blaire Waldorf, makes her appearance. In all of her prep school glory, she looks nothing other than her best. Did you have to make a run to Bergdorf to get these breathtaking threads, B? Well, you're sure to make your minions much more envious of you. A white turtle neck with a high-waisted ocean blue skirt, pewter gray tights, a red coat, tartan head band, and of course, black Tory Burch flats is so standard for you. I wouldn't expect anything less of a Waldorf. Let's hope those flats aren't last season - cross your fingers in hopes an enemy doesn't send a text blast about your slipping fashion Miss B. I've done my part here kids. Until the next picture blast... XOXO, Fashion Police.

Chic chick

I cannot get over how precious a little lady you are! Not only that, but you are also très chic. Only someone as petite and blessed with a good figure like you can get away with an outfit like this. First, I love a button-up shirt dress. It's so simple and cute to wear for a spring day or under a coat for winter...if you do it just right. The black leggings were an obviously smart touch with those black, soft leather boots. As for the focal point here - you're ruffled pea coat is just "amahzing." You are just too cute for words. "Mah-jor" props to you!

Weather girl

Cheers to you for not letting the 100% chance of rain beat you down! Anyone can spot you from a distance in that beautiful, pleated pink coat. It's a lovely thing to see such a loud pop of color on a terribly rainy day. For this reason you are the weather girl of the week! I expect your gray trousers to get completely soaked, but nonetheless, they look great. I pray for your flats, but they were a better choice than rain boots - the boots wouldn't have worked well with the choice of bottoms for the day. Hold on tightly to that sky blue umbrella! I wouldn't want it to blow away and let you get soaking wet.

THE BAD:

Polo no-no

I pledge my heart and soul to the impeccable Mr. Ralph Lauren. His design aesthetic is timeless and will continue to satisfy that classic taste that most fashionistas possess. As much of an obsession as I have for the clothing label and what it embodies, I must say that you have committed a slight mistake in wearing his pajama pants with the pony signature all over. These are the best pajama pants I've seen on someone yet, but I must continue to harp on the fact that pajama pants shouldn't be worn to class. Sweatpants aren't that much better, but they are a slight step above these for the school day. A pair of jeans with those Wallabees would have been better.

Peek-a-boo

Peek-a-boo, I see a bit more of your body than I thought I would. Let's put this in a pediatrician's office magazine and have children find how many things are wrong with this picture. The half-zip sweater isn't the red flag in this mess. Let's bring the focus over to the obvious - those jeans with the many holes in them. NO SIR! If your knee is full exposed and can make such an appearance when you sit down, then you MUST throw those away and get yourself a new pair. It is time for you to do so. Your undergarments are visible with those holes on the rear. Allow me to convert these destroyed jeans into a jacket for you as you find yourself a durable and respectable pair of quality denim.

Booty hungry

Hehehe... I can't help but giggle because of the wedgie you have with these tight pants pulled up so far on your waist. It's too funny and I cannot help myself. You aren't a complete disaster but the humor in this is what landed you on my list this week. If we could just get you a better fitting pair of slacks, preferably in a color that doesn't match so much, such as navy blue, then this would look better. Let's also trade the tennis shoes for a pair of oxfords. These little adjustments would help out.

Originally Published: February 10, 2010

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