Fashion Police

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Yes, college indeed

In journalism, we’re taught to avoid being vague. You, however, clearly are not an esteemed journalist like I am. You may or may not be an ordinary, incredibly unspecific guy who possibly does or doesn’t enjoy things like activities, going to places to do stuff, eating food, and being kind of a douche. Or maybe not. But perhaps. Yes? No.

 

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Explosion on your pants

If you shake that f**king Coke bottle one more time, I’m taking it away from you

 

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Kids are so last fall

While I admire your resourcefulness, your scarf is a bit dated, at least for this season. I suggest leaving it in the closet until the end of August.

I’m kidding. Kids are great. Or maybe not. But perhaps. Yes? No.

 

Originally Published: Issue 601 - March 26, 2008

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