Tiger Woods: best golfer, not best athlete
By Cedric Meyer
While watching Tiger Woods maneuver through the field at this weekend’s Masters in Augusta, Ga., I had an epiphany.
When Woods writes the final page of his storybook career, he will almost universally be considered the greatest athlete in the history of sports.
And that my friends, is a total sham.
Golfers are not athletes. But to be clear, that does not mean athletes can’t be golfers.
First off, a person whose athletic attire mimics something out of a scene from “Office Space” cannot be considered an athlete.
Golf is a game of skill, and there’s no denying it takes a tremendous amount of concentration and precision. But if concentration and precision makes up the bulk of golfers athleticism, I’d like to introduce you to a few other athletes. Phillip Taylor, world champion darts player, poker legend Doyle Brunson and Jeanette Lee, also known in pool halls as the “Black Widow.”
I own a set of clubs, and when I play, I fail more times than not, but at no time am I gasping for breath, bleeding or feeling sore afterwards like in any other legit sport I’ve competed in. No, not even after I crack open an ice cold beer, light up a stogie or god forbid walk to the next hole.
This is a good segue for my next point, the Senior PGA Tour, a tour for the stars of yesteryear to relive their former glory while simultaneously collecting a check.
The tour recently voted to allow the use of golf carts during play, which completely kills one of golf’s only redeeming athletic qualities, walking. Not only do golfers not have to carry their clubs; they’re being chauffeured around like the Dahlia Lama. You’ve got to be kidding me.
I will spare golf purists and refrain bringing up John Daly, the colorful, beer swilling behemoth that can single handedly prove this argument with the drag of a cigarette.
There is another golfer who I’d like to talk about: the lovable and extremely skilled Michelle Wie. Wie burst on to the links, turning professional at only 15 years old averaging an astonishing 280 yards on her drives. As remarkable as that may sound, she decided to take it a step further. Or a step back in the tee box if you will. In 2004 she earned a sponsor’s exemption to play on a PGA Tour event in her home state of Hawaii where she missed the cut by one stroke.
One measly stroke and she’s teeing off the next day against Vijay Singh and a slew of other professional golfers.
One might argue that she’s the exception, not the rule, which is true. But I beg you to find a similar example in any major sport. Actually, don’t, as you would just be wasting your time because no 15-year-old girl will be running the pick and pop in the NBA or stepping into the box against a Jonathan Papelbon heater on this planet.
Bottom line, golf is a skill that requires a minute amount of athleticism. Hand-eye coordination is minimal as the ball sits idle on a tee or in the grass.
Endurance is not a factor unless you consider walking a tad over four miles in four hours a daunting athletic task.
Strength is overrated because aside from the tee shot, you’re primarily relying on precision. Not to mention a featherweight like Wie can drive a ball just as far as most men.
Agility is simply non-existent.
It’s inarguable that when Tiger Woods hangs up his polo he will be considered the greatest golfer to ever walk the fairways. However, ranking him among the world’s greatest athletes does a disservice to all the truly great athletes that came before him.
Originally Published: Issue 604 - April 16, 2008
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