Small Screen Smack

You’re not really a celebrity until you have a sex tape

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By Alexandra Giamalva

The elastic morals of Hollywood have been stretched to their thinnest when you realize that you're not really a celebrity until you have a sex tape. Up next in night vision, grunt-clad videos? Lauren Conrad! Well, at least according to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

Although “The Hills” has tiptoed around the idea, on the “Tyra Banks Show” recently, both Montag and Pratt publicly confirmed that there is in fact a sex tape involving Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler.

"I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!" Pratt declared on the show after stating that he would even be willing to take a lie detector test.

Heidi took a less severe approach and said, "Well, I mean, I'm not sure she has it anymore … but from what I've heard … I'm not really allowed to elaborate."

Brooke Hogan has been making headlines lately. First, her famous daddy-o Hulk Hogan was seen slathering her butt with baby oil while tanning at a hotel pool. Gross. But also, Brooke will be starring in her own reality TV show appropriately called "Brooke Hogan Knows Best."

Because of the VH1 camera crews that will constantly follow her around, Brooke has been rejected from three Florida Universities: University of South Florida, Florida State University and the University of Central Florida.

"The Hogan people approached us, but we declined. This is finals week. It's poor timing, and it's a commitment of our resources and time that we can't make right now," Grant Heston, a UCF spokesman, told the Palm Beach Post.

In other news, Fox will soon be launching their new animated comedy series called "Cleveland." The show is described as a spin-off of "Family Guy" and will focus on the Griffins' henpecked neighbor. The show will launch in the spring.

Congratulations to David Blaine, the famous magician and trickster who broke the breath-holding record on the Oprah Winfrey Show April 30. Blaine held his breath for 17 minutes and 4 seconds while submerged in a water tank. Now, if Oprah could only convince him to shave his stache/goat combination.

Originally Published: Issue 607 - May 6, 2008

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