Useless Trivia

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By Ryan Rhodes

1. Which of these did the Catholic Church originally oppose?

a. Forks

b. Surgery

c. Automobiles

d. Hats

 

2. What was the name of the Wright Brothers’ first plane?

a. The Flyer

b. Pride of Kitty Hawk

c. Susan

d. The Bird of Prey

 

3. According to zoologists, what game do deer like to play?

a. Hide and seek

b. Leap-frog

c. Tag

d. Find the bullet

 

4. Which of these was not a name almost used for “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”?

a. “Off with the Trousers”

b. “A Horse, a Spoon and a Basin”

c. “The Toad Elevating Moment”

d. “Gwen Dibley’s Flying Circus”

 

5. In North Carolina, it’s illegal to plow a cotton field with…?

a. A horse

b. An elephant

c. A cat

d. A Chevy Camaro

 

6. According to the RIAA, the best selling Canadian in the world is…?

a. Nickleback

b. Sum 41

c. Our Lady Peace

d. Rush

 

7. How many times was the f-word used in Scarface?

a. 96

b. 103

c. 169

d. 207

 

8. Legendary actors John Wayne, Henry Fonda, Sean Connery, Richard Burton and Robert Mitchum were all in the same movie together once. Which movie was it?

a. Midway

b. The Longest Day

c. The Sands of Iwo Jima

d. Our Town

 

9. Which country drinks the most Coke than any other on earth?

a. Mexico

b. United States

c. China

d. Canada

 

10. According to pirate lore, what improved eyesight?

a. Rum

b. Sea water

c. Earrings

d. Sex

 

Answers:

1. a; They thought it was offensive to God to not eat with the hands he gave you

2. d

3. c; They tag each other with their hooves

4. a

5. b

6. d

7. d; That works out to about 1.22 f**ks a minute

8. b

9. a

10. c

Originally Published: Issue 607 - May 6, 2008

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