Fashion Police

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THE GOOD:

Fierce

Only one word can describe your presence for this moment - fierce. You are radiating it as you walk through the quad in that outfit. A sweater dress is always a great choice, especially if you are looking for something simple and comfortable to throw on. Bringing it to another level, you put on black leggings and knee-length boots with a heel. You completed it with a great, soft brown leather shoulder bag. In my opinion, the sweater dress is a tad too short, but nonetheless, you're rocking it out today.

So chill

You look like you don't have a care in the world today. It must be this boho chic outfit of yours that's giving off your free spirit vibe. You look good. The outfit is simple: a forest green, embroidered blouse, cuffed jean shorts, a cardigan, leather sandals, and a leather side bag. You may be blocking that sunlight with your shades, but those rays of light still shine upon you. You make me want to take a load off and chill out from the stressors of class.

Little lady

I like seeing a cute little blondie like yourself around here and there. Even when you wear a subtle outfit, such as the one you have on now, you still seem to stand out because of how precious you are. Though your outfit is "subtle," it's still cute. You're wearing a long, vintage-looking shirt with a pair of black leggings and flats. In keeping with a simple outfit, you put on a small headband on top of those long blonde locks. You may want to text your friends and tell them you made it into the Fashion Police.

THE BAD:

Failure

This is indeed a failure, and I haven't a clue where to begin. First, the two tones of gray in your shorts and shirt don't blend quite well. Second, the long, boyish shorts make you look short and throw off your proportion. Finally, your cotton boots are far worse than a pair of Uggs. What you seem to need is a little va va voom. Perhaps submitting you to a rendition of What Not To Wear, College Edition, would help.

Overkill

Though the weather is cooler now, it doesn't mean one can continuously ruin the mood with a bad outfit. First, and foremost, I have to say this outfit is overkill - you have more going on than is necessary. Were you unable to decide on a long skirt or pants this morning that you decided to opt for both? That was a mistake. The scarf is actually nice, but the jacket is not befitting to your form. Less is always more - so you may want to stick with the basics.

Amiss

There really isn't much wrong with this outfit, but it is still considered amiss. You layered some t-shirts and that was a good move. The rolled capris aren't the best pair of bottoms to choose, but the letdown is next. Did you think you could get away clean with those tights on? They aren't bad, but you look ridiculously goofy wearing them that way. Like Blair Waldorf, I appreciate a pair of pattern tights. If you want to learn the proper use of a pair of tights, I'd look up to her. Even Gossip Girl wouldn't waste a text blast on such a malfunction.

Originally Published: Issue 822 - November 4, 2009

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