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Celebrity Obsession

Lohan is off to the choky!

By Colleen McKinney

Holy crap! No one saw this coming, but Lindsay Lohan is going to jail! Judge Marsha Revel sentenced her to 90 days in jail for violating her probation by not attending her alcohol awareness classes. Judge Revel also sentenced her to three months rehab immediately after she leaves her jail cell.

The courtroom was a mess for the Lohan case. Her estranged father Michael was crying, her sister Ali was crying, and I'm sure her mom Dina was sleeping off a mimosa binge in her seat. Lindsay showed her feelings towards the whole thing by having the words "fuck u" written on one of her manicured fingers, displaying it prominently for the cameras.

After her court appearance was over, Lindsay fired up her trusty Twitter account and let loose. She called her judgment harsh and unfair, even going so far as to relate it to an article about an Iranian who was in danger of being stoned to death. Oh, and her lawyer quit on her.

In a move to make it so he never gets a job again, Mel Gibson's ex has released tapes of Gibson making racist remarks against Hispanics, in addition to tapes leaked earlier of him hitting her and asking for her to be raped. Class act, that Mel Gibson.

Will Dwight be the new Michael Scott? Mindy Kaling, co-executive producer, writer, and co-star, was quoted saying that Rainn Wilson would be her first choice to take over Steve Carrel's position when he leaves "The Office" in 2011.

Kendra Wilkinson is taking her act from the small screen to the bookstore. She is releasing a memoir entitled "Sliding Into Home" that details her life in the Playboy mansion. Wilkinson also discusses her meth addiction as a teenager and her secret life as a stripper, which then led her to the mansion. She also documents her first sexual encounter with Hugh Hefner, which she describes as an orgy.

Apparently, Ryan Seacrest and "Dancing With the Stars" dancer/singer Julianne Hough are getting hot and heavy. The two were photographed making out on his yacht in Italy, in addition to other pictures. I don't know what surprised me more: the fact that Seacrest can start a fake relationship with a good-looking girl or the fact that he owns a yacht.

Originally Published: July 14, 2010

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